Boy, EVERYONE is looking for liberties and freedom this week. Monkeys want to get married (it was only a matter of time…you’re destroying the fabric of marriage!), mutants are real and (probably) dangerous…dark times indeed. Which is why we compensate by focusing primarily on reptiles in this episode! It’s just like your usual ION, only real cajun-like!
People are paying an awful lot for a number of things this week. Booty calls can get brutal when there are ninjas involved. You know what ELSE is brutal? The cost of tap water! Am I RIGHT?! Speaking of expensive, how cheap can a DNA test on a Bigfoot be??? At least HEARING about these things on ION is still free!
It figures than an episode dedicated to “Macho Man” Randy Savage would end up being too beefy. Here’s a deleted segment that answers two age old questions: 1) What will I do if zombies strike? and 2) Where was that other story from the teaser?
There’s no justice but bad justice on this episode of ION, as a child finds himself suspended for responding to nature’s call, a certain Gotham vigilante is thrown in the clink, and we bid farewell to a national treasure. PLUS: a story in the teaser doesn’t even end up in the episode. Because THAT’S just how professional we are!
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ION comes dangerously close to reporting REAL news this week, as your hosts reflect on the life, times, and bunnies of Osama Bin Laden. Don’t worry, the usual freaks are in here, too, led by a man in women’s prison and a man in women’s underwear! If you can’t get behind them, who CAN you get behind???
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